Where have all the C-grade starlets gone?
I used to have the hots for Ms. Bynes pretty bad, back when she and I were kids and she was Nickelodeon's comedic darling. I've always thought it was so unfortunate that such a promising young actor/comedian would completely lose it and nosedive into the murky waters of vapid,…

Oops.
I am so unreasonably turned on, right now.

Jeri Ryan
She still makes my '90s hormones tingle.

You know how it says "# Reasonable Discussions Are Occurring"?
There is no reasonable way to discuss this.

WELL, THERE YOU ARE.

That would… kind of work, actually. Maybe.

I do not accept your reality.
There was already a Wizard of Oz sequel.

Question:
So, would this take place in the sideways timeline where Uncle Rico got off the island? Or the prime timeline where Uncle Rico is Skeletor?

darthvader-nooo.mp3

Despite all his rage, he is still just tweeting about David Cage.

Fugees and Funyuns
Seth Galifianakis surely does not approve of George Lopez's timeslot change.

WOT
I don't know what you guys are smoking. That Mitchell & Webb Look is absolutely brilliant. Some of the most inspired sketch comedy I've ever seen. Peep Show wouldn't be nearly as good if it starred anyone other than them, IMO. David Mitchell in particular is quite brilliant.

Oops.
Haven't seen the episode yet. Wasn't going to read the article, just look at the score, maybe read the first paragraph, but save the bulk (and the spoilers) of this piece for later.

"I'd just assume"? Is that a Fail or an Ultra Fail?

We're not fat.
We're just big-boneOH MY FUCK IS THAT A HO HO? SHIT I LOVE HO HOS GIVE IT TO MY FACE FOR EATING NOW FUCK YOU.

Huh.
I'm really not all that familiar with Ms. Kedollarsignha's work, and I think this is the first time I've really sat down and listened to one of her songs, or watched one of her performances.

MEGAN WHITE IS A SAINT!
A SAINT!

Spaced remake? MORE LIKE 'WASTE-OF-SPACE REMAKE' AM I RIGHT?
I wasn't all that enthused with the original Spaced, yet this still makes me want to bludgeon my eyes out of their sockets. The Office was a fluke, America. Stop trying to adapt British television, because you will almost always fail. David Brent-level fail.

"Oh, Facebook!"
I love you, Amelie Gillette.

Ah, memories.
This reminds me of half the people I knew during my teen years. Except, you know, they were at least semi-competent musically. As has been said, at least they seem sincere. Let's just hope they don't stop rehearsing.