Jon Hamm, Willem Dafoe, Tom Hiddleston, and Michael Fassbender have all been observed to be well-endowed, and they all manage to sit like normal humans, so I’m definitely going with DJTJ having soul-crushing insecurity.

No dude, 40Below has it right. I’ve read about this before with bodybuilders, when they get down to competition weight, you’ll see them sometimes in their posing, wincing as they move around on stage.  In their perfectly clean, fresh underwear.

I just had an argument with a male colleague about man-spreading. Apparently he didn’t believe it’s a thing and people are getting all worked up about nothing. I was like, LOOK YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT THIS MINUTE!

I think a man can comfortably keep his knees as wide as his shoulders. Shoulder width...your arms come straight down from your shoulders, and rest on your legs in a perfectly perpendicular position. It’s comfortable and you are taking up no more room than your body is wide.

it’s often a good tactic to cuff everyone, in a volatile situation, to figure out what happened.

The Civic driver could have died of his injuries becuase he was asked to lay down and got handcuffed behind his back

Once you create an environment where people in such positions of authority actually get their asses covered by their bosses and coworkers? Then it naturally starts to draw in the people who like exploiting positions of power without consequence.

cuz they’d cuff an 80 year old woman too. They don’t know if she might have a gun in her purse. Safety for the cops first and all. They should also take a baby from their parent in the same situation then cuff the parent without checking to see if the baby is ok. Parent might be trying to kill their kid after all.
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Oh fuck off, he didn’t even check on the other driver. He immediately forced him to the ground and handcuffed him.

That’s a bit of a straw-person fallacy that willfully obtuse men like to throw around. Nobody is asking anybody to keep their knees clamped together, just to keep them within the confines of their own space.

Um... does anyone find sitting in a chair “with knees close together” comfortable? Because my female body sure doesn’t.

Here’s an alternative view: this policeman has a position with a lot of power (e.g. the ability to arrest) and he used this power illegally to cover up one of his illegal and potentially deadly mistakes. He should be arrested, punished, and blacklisted from working in this industry for life.

A word of advice, no one else likes when you play devil's advocate.

Also, Fenty is one of the few lines that caters well to WOC. And, as an athlete, she probably spends far less time wearing a full face of makeup than the average person going to an office job—and therefore isn’t spending as much on it overall. But also, who cares?

I mean, I doubt her $20 Fenty lipstick is the reason she can’t afford tens of thousands of dollars a year for daycare.

The closest teams to me are each at least a six hour drive. I don't think you appreciate how big our country is and how few teams there are spread out in it. I don't have enough extra money each month to buy tickets for games that I can't afford to attend, no matter how much I would enjoy them.

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Who intentionally quotes Hitchens? 

Your buddy sounds like an insufferable dick

Yeah, I don’t think the lines person actually thought she was gonna follow through. In much the same way that I’m sure they never thought John McEnroe or Jimmy Connors would either.