I know that he’s ageless but god damn, he’s 53?!

They don’t even look 7 years apart because Keanu is forever young (not that Winona isn’t aging gracefully herself)

Wrong. He will fall in love with me and we’ll get married for real.

They’re both so appealingly shopworn and shaggy. I have a crush on both of them.

Argentina is very different from most of the world. Aziz Ansari’s Modern Romance has a section where he goes to Argentina (also Japan and France) to see how different dating is in other cultures. Speaking with both men and women there he found that if a guy wasn’t sexually assaulting a woman she probably didn’t think…

If the chapter heading had been “How to Represent Argentina” instead of “How to Get Russian Women to Touch Your Dick” it would have been fine.

That’s not terrible advice.

how is that bad advice? do you think they should go up to woman and ask them if they want to have sex?

(Imag because Kinja keeps lagging in Chrome and I didn’t want to retype it all.)

Um, Gina Torres, our one true goddess is on Suits?!! She’s right there in the picture!

LOL @ the article’s tag: Kurt Kobain. Y’all have been writing Kardashian-centric Dirt Bags too long, Hannah.

Getting married at 23 is only slightly young, definitely not super young. It’s old enough to have graduated from college.

Regarding J Lo being told to lose weight, in the article she explained that she came up in the industry when size zero was venerated. This rings true. I was early in high school when she wore her Versace dress. Charlie’s Angels came out the same year as her dress, and I distinctly recall reading a very adoring piece…

People who don’t give back gifted family heirlooms are trash. Grandma’s wedding ring? Give it back. Late dad’s guitar? That shit was never meant to be yours, do the right thing!

I can perfectly visualize the guitar without even googling a pic of it. Him sitting there with his long blonde hair covering half his face and grandpa sweater, hunched over the guitar strumming away.

I don’t care how famous someone is or how much you hate them, I’d never take their dead dad’s guitar, or anything of their dead parent. Jesus. That’s messed up.

I’m a little surprised by your answer to the “do you enjoy your own music” question. The only reason I make music is that I want to be able to hear the songs that are constantly rolling around in my head. I don’t play live, but I imagine if I did, and I didn’t enjoy listening to the songs I had to play every night,…

As good as Heath Ledger was, I’m pretty sure this is way more depth/credit given to Goyer’s script than it deserves.

This Maroon 5 guys is all right. Isn’t he also the judge on American Idol or whatever? What a gig. Can’t believe that show is still on.

My sister had a bear break into her house in California. It looked through the fridge, chugged a nearby bottle of olive oil, then headed upstairs and shit in her bed. When the bear remediation/service guy came, he wasn’t even through the door before asking, “Did it shit in the bed?”