That is deeply stupid. Are film critic, book critic, art critic also not jobs?

That may be true now but it sure as hell wasn’t back in the day when they got big. The whole blog is built on the clicks they got for trashing every decision Britney made when she was having her breakdown.

You’re an idiot.

That is not true. They had a running joke for years that Hilary Duff had no neck.

BREAKING: Baby Boomer doesn’t “get” why thing matters

Yes Lisbeth, it’s the children who are wrong.

My god can you IMAGINE? All the “cast members” on strike right before that star wars thing opens up?

I once had a fascinating conversation with an LA real estate agent about how Jeremy Renner and his beau flip houses by moving into them for a couple months and then selling them with a markup because Renner lived there. No renovations required. Apparently they’re making a fortune.

No, you fucked up asshole. It was SLAVERY.

Raze those filthy monuments to rape and torture to the ground.

Potential mass murderer on the loose but as ever, Jezebel commenters are mostly outraged that she’s not fuckable enough for them.

“Cuck” is just their word replacement for “fag” once that became too unacceptable to say even in their circles. You should take it as an encouraging sign that if the rest of us are relentless about having standards for how people should be treated, even the stupidest and most hateful people on earth eventually give in.

The news was posted for everyone to laugh at, you turdy baby.

What I bring to a conversation is opposition to bigotry. What do you bring to a conversation, pisspig?

WHOOEEEE LOOKIT THAT GOALPOST FLY! America has shit for healthcare but somehow we manage to field plenty of people who recognize that black people are human beings. Clean the shit out of your trackies and learn a thing.

No I, like all civilized people, genuinely find blackface abhorrent. Imagine what a fucked up little goblin you must be to go to such lengths to justify your belief that no one actually minds racism. Bad news for you, but yes you actually are a worse person than everyone else.

Mmmyess, quite, chortle chortle chortle. What an incisive comment that would be were it not for the hordes of eastern euros in here insisting that they get a pass because their culture is just too damned special and precious to think of black people as human

I’m angry at the racism, you dumb fucking bigot. This isn’t that complicated.

I would further say you’re a racist piece of shit.

It’s 2019, she demonstrably has an internet connection, and it may shock you but it doesn’t actually require research and study to see other people as fellow human beings worthy of respect. People like her pull the shit they do because people like you are always there to help them.