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Behold, a man. Getting to call some pretty girls stupid AND mansplain the whole time must be like Christmas for you.

Not even for those nine months, if pregnant women come to them and say things like “I can’t afford doctor’s visits, healthy food, prenatal vitamins, or a safe place to live. My McJob and your racism cause measurable physical damage from stress that are putting me at risk for miscarriage.”

Not to mention that Target has plenty of brand names that don’t refer to any particular person. Mossimo may be rich but he’s a footnote in fashion history, and his brand hasn’t even touched relevance since long before the Target deal, which itself has been defunct for years.

Good lord look at this essay you wrote. Do you need a cookie? How many people applauding you for your very impressive ignorance of pop culture do you need before you shut up?

I sure enjoyed how Kumail kept explaining the premise over and over.

You are very reasonable and I respect it.

No, the opposite is true. The bottle is a gift for the hostess and she may do with it what she pleases. None other than the venerable Miss Manners herself says so.

Other way around, actually!

Interestingly, Miss Manners herself disagrees. She’s in the “a bottle is a gift for the hostess” camp, and feels that the hostess isn’t obligated to serve the wine that night. It makes sense, since people who care about these things tend to already plan particular drinks to go with the dinner they’re serving. Try not…

How about you roll your eyes over a map. There are lots of factors that go into making a particular college the ideal choice for a particular kid. Unless all of those “hundreds of colleges” are also in Los Angeles, with the exact same resources, the exact same costs, the exact same connections, those schools aren’t…

Waaaaahhhhhh

I always enjoy you “duh! it’s so OBVIOUS!” dolts, because you’re always the ones shrieking in terror the minute life serves you anything even slightly unexpected.

Hey it’s been a few years since you said this horrible thing. Any chance you’ve died by now?

I’ve never seen “capes” in this context. What’s the reference behind it?

Or maybe you could quit being such a fucking coward and think about the racism you’re complicit in for one second, you brittle piece of shit.

Uncle Ralph sounds like a mensch

Good fucking god, you hysterical scold, most of the people joking about drinking “mommy juice” aren’t drinking alcohol anywhere near every day. I realize that your personality has probably made it difficult for you to socialize and thus absorb the kind of contextual background and empathy that is necessary to…

Wait what the fuck, you’re being shitty about someone losing their small business and sneering that the only thing that matters is you have a comfy place to park your khaki-clad ass on the way home from TGI Fridays? And you say this like you sincerely expect everyone to agree with you? What?

Bless you.