Why would you expect to “get” a children’s toy as an adult? Did your parents unwind by reading The Poky Little Puppy, or were they secure and mature enough to let children’s things be for children?

That kind of harassment isn’t trolling. Trolling is people saying things they do not believe as a prank. Calling targeted harassment “trolling” only helps the kind of people who drive grieving parents to suicide hide behind “it was just a prank!”

There’s that “racially charged” again. Apparently condemning racism doesn’t extend so far as to actually say the word.

What is this, some kind of MAGICAL xylophone?

Cool so you’re now extending this tantrum into a whole new week. I got bad news for you, women exist in this week too.

Cool illustration, Lifehacker. That headless mudflap girl really makes female readers feel welcome.

No amount of “personal responsibility” will make a 35mph-rated carseat survive a 95mph crash.

BWEEEEEE SOMEBODY ON THE INTERNET THINKS WOMEN ARE PEOPLE, BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It’s 2019 now, do we have any eta on the sunsetting of “snark”? Janeane Garofalo’s a chud now, Daria finally got a DVD release, can we just put the 90s to bed.

(Sees a sea of people who, until a tax threat by the federal government in 1978, had the firmly-held religious belief that melanated skin was the mark of Cain and letting any non-white person into a temple would defile it)

I don’t know anything about motorsports, but WWE’s modern fanbase is diverse as hell and Rodeo has always had strong roots in the Latinx community

Love 2 hear white people talk about how “welcoming” white supremacist communities are.

Love 2 Read all the powertripping comments every lifehacker HR article gets. You beat up on that imaginary employee! Git ‘im! That’ll make your dick longer.

Yeah enough with that “might,” have you actually ever hired someone you knew had been fired?

Yes the only reason a person could ever possibly mind sexism is because they’re “looking for a fight.” Good job u solved it.

Don’t do this stupid punny bullshit. People have died.

Had to scroll down pretty far, but sure as shootin’ here’s one giddyup yeehaw chucklefuck who had to grab th’ clutchin’ pearls at the first mention of THEM FURRINERS. “They” are a religion of over a billion people worldwide, and “they” do things a lot of different ways and “they” figured out how to make reasonable…

oh i get it now, you’re just a chud. go suck donnie’s stubby orange cock

What? How do all kids benefit from Christian holidays? Are you aware there are non-Christian people in the world?

Oh please PLEASE mister nerd won’t you PLEASE bless me with more apologia about how women have it coming to them