Maybe if you’d ever worked a job like this in your cushy lil life you’d be less ignorant about how restaurants work then? Nobody who directly manages waitstaff at a place like that has any say over salaries. Choke on your silver spoon, softhands.

What the goddamn fucking hell is wrong with you? It’s “rude” to politely alert civilized people that a racist is present? Are you worried you’ll get pointed out next?

Are you fucking SERIOUS? Go out and fucking apply to one of those fabled jobs right now. Fucking do it. Go see how “always” those jobs are open, you fucking MAGA-hat-wearing trashbag.

One of the many things he’s oblivious to is that he’s able to fashion himself into a Veblen good because he’s The Right Sort of White Man. Even this, clearly his proudest example of go-gettery, is just a lucky roll of the dice.

Hey, I’m so sorry to be the bearer of bad news but the PSLF program is a scam. They reject 99% of forgiveness applicants

Of course YOU don’t think you are, numbnuts. Fish don’t know they’re swimming in water. Everything that luck brought you is invisible, because you didn’t do anything to make it happen. This tricks your brain into thinking everything you have came from much more minor factors.

I’m sorry do you expect us to trot out the violins for you because you’re dealing with the terrible burden of spending five years working a six-figure job without a title change?

This is a site for grownups. Swears are allowed.

They are afraid that by opening their doors to POC customers, their white customers will get scared off and abandon the brand. The right thing to do is say “fuck those racists” but that’s a pretty big leap for a company that is racist both structurally and in terms of the individuals that work there.

No genius, it means he would have just turned five. You think kids are kept out of kindergarten until they’re six? Where?

Also your precious 2-year-old is being raised by a parent who thinks it’s okay to act like this, which is a strong indicator that he’ll have serious social delays and struggle to make friends. Enjoy your permanent basement resident, precious.

Oh weird, did you forget to quote the part of the article that said “please, everyone who reads this, humble brag about your child. The sun will explode unless we hear about how each and every one of your brats is the specialest and smartest and best-parented kid in the world.”

Why? That simulated intellectualism apparently didn’t make you immune to absorbing red scare propaganda completely uncritically.

And everyone stood up and clapped.

Whoa hot take sizzlin’ on over from that celebrated mental genius, Guy Who Didn’t Read the Article! How do you do it, Guy?

Hey brain genius, that’s not what “smallest violin” means.

Etiquette questions become really easy when you’re a basementlord who’s never socialized enough to develop any awareness that other people are human beings with feelings.

So fucking convenient how that “mind your own business” instinct always kicks in for your kind when there’s a risk that a person you see as beneath you might get a little something. Cops beating a black pregnant woman to death in the parking lot? Mind your business!

Yeah and the server shares their tips with those people you fucking trashrat

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE SOME OF MYYYYYYY  MONEY THAT I EARNED WITH MY DEGWEE AND MY BIG WHITE PENIS BWEEEEEEEEEEEE IF I’M NOT RICHER THAN PEOPLE THEN HOW AM I BETTER THAN THEM? BWEEEEEEE