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#alternatefacts:

Jalopnik’s Mike Ballaban expresses joy behind the wheel of the new Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio.

Had he just done that 30 feet earlier it would’ve been legal.

There are problems with all of these choices. The jets are to fast and complex and use up too much fuel. You want an armored cockpit, a gun, preferably in a turret, and preferably not one but TWO turboprop engines.
while isis does not have sophisticated air defenses or missiles, they do have heavy machine guns and

Volvo XC70 Wagon with a 6 disk in-dash CD changer. If you accelerated from a stop, while turning sharply to the right, the car would start spitting all 6 CDs out at me.

read headline. pictured this

@Xelmon: Ah, the good ole' M35. I really wanna own one of these some day, and I have seen a few in my area going for around $3,000. If I get one I will probably bob it though, like this one here.

+1 to the super CP's below me... Jesus, hell no.