Delay your emails. If someone requests something at 3:00pm and needs it that day or early in the morning, even if I finish it at 4pm, I’ll set my email to delay the send to like 7:13pm. They’ll be thrilled you got it to them so quick AND it will look like you were working on it until late into the evening. The key to…

Let’s see what I can grab off a map real quick. I’m not downtown proper very often, so I’ve only been to a couple of places.

Ooh, ooh, I live here!

I’m a 38 year old father of two...

Why do you guys keep saying “Santa Clause” I don’t get it? 

DA FUQ?!

That is the absolute best way to pack your dress shirts... if you want them wrinkled as f**k when you get to your destination.

I have it because my kid likes Dragons: Race to the Edge. When she’s done watching it, I unsubscribe until the next season comes out.

No. even though I only watch 6 shows and the occasional movie, if I had to buy the DVDs for them it would cost way more than like ten bucks every month.

Check out ‘Dirty Money’

Just finished Altered Carbon and that was worth at least a couple months sub price anyhow.

It started so good and now it’s so, so mediocre.

I might suggest it was the heat from the warm water that was having the soothing effect on your aching body?

Placebo or not - when I grew 12 inches between my Freshmen and Sophomore years of High School...

Placebo or not - when I grew 12 inches between my Freshmen and Sophomore years of High School and the growing pains were so bad I couldn’t walk, my nightly baths took away the pain.

The cartilage in my knees, my ankles, the tightness in my achilles tendons gone. The soreness in my thighs, shoulders, and wrists gone.

I…

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As “Eggs benedict with hash and a pancake on the side” Guy, the idea of croissants underneath eggs benny seems sinful.

My mom would always put a sheet on the couch so we could comfortably watch tv while sick. We also got the “blue blankie” which was normally on her bed, but had magical powers to sick kids. I would time a nap during soap opera time and wake to watch kid shows on PBS. If it was a barfing kind of illness, we got part…

This is the funniest thing I have read. This appealed to my inner 14 year old boy!

Where did you get this information? I have a masters degree in polymer science and both silicone rubber and vulcanized natural rubber have excellent resistance to isopropyl alcohol.

This was how my mom always did it... Except we used a lobster pot in the bathtub.

We’ve always brined our birds in our lobster pot. Originally my mom would leave it on the porch. Then one year an inquisitive Raccoon got our bird. So the next year she left it on the kitchen counter - during one of the first warmer than…