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Apple Juice.
My Mom thought most Juices were too sugary so we were not allowed to have then regularly. We had OJ - but only the 4oz that fit in the “juice glasses”. However, once sick we got apple juice. Big pint glasses with what I later learned was slightly watered down Apple juice. To this point, years later, as a

Amatrue - I have been doing this for the past 10 years, so I can proudly say you’re missing half the list! (I’ll post pictures soon) ;-)

6' grounded extension cord: Hoteling in a coffee shop or airport it’s best to get your power as close to you as possible.

I’m old, and stuck in my ways. Self help books/ programs never seem to help because I am dependant on my well, self. For some years now I have wished to implement a life wide change. Every attempt has failed. Drastic life wide resets, tiny single habit steps - nothing works.  

If in my shoes how would you start?

Live in New England, been doing this for years.

I always clip IN the shower. Absolutely no mess.

Right but - I know what my fortune says too.

Shhhh don’t tell them that!

Learned something new - Thanks!

You want punish all of New England - broadcast Kevin Costner in “13 Days” over a loud speaker.

“boy howdy”

True - and no matter how cold it is outside, there will always be someone drinking Iced Coffee.

Visiting/ Entertaining Visitors:

New to town:

If this works, this is officially the best life hack ever!

The expensive gas station, near my house has had these for about 3 years and I thought it was the most annoying thing. But - I didn’t look into hacking around it because it was the expensive station so I just went to the cheap one down the street.

Well wouldn’t

Years ago I learned this as “Coffee Spoon Naps”. You drink a cup of coffee and take a nap holding the spoon, when it hits the floor the caffeine has had time to take effect so you wake up well rested and very alert. And I swear by them, to the point where they kind of became my “thing”.

So one of my clients found out,

“On a scale of 1 - 10, 10 being the most awesome day ever, how was today?”
“Oh, why was it only a ___ ?”
“Was there anything about today that made you sad?”
“Did anything today make you feel angry?”
“Can you tell me something new that you learned today?”

Ah Ha! Here it is!

OH MY GOD - You win the internets, yes that’s the POS that cost me $10!!! and the plastic was so thin you felt like a sneeze would shatter it!

The picture in the ad though made it look more like this.

When I was a kid I paid $10 for a “remote control hover craft” from the back of Boy’s Life.

My high school lacrosse team captain did/ caused this once.

Quick back story... Years before I joined and played, taking off our cleats on the bus after a victory became our team’s lucky thing. Almost 20 years later they still do it.
More back story... When he was a ‘Frosh, our Captains feet stunk so bad that his