You want punish all of New England - broadcast Kevin Costner in “13 Days” over a loud speaker.

“boy howdy”

True - and no matter how cold it is outside, there will always be someone drinking Iced Coffee.

Visiting/ Entertaining Visitors:

New to town:

If this works, this is officially the best life hack ever!

The expensive gas station, near my house has had these for about 3 years and I thought it was the most annoying thing. But - I didn’t look into hacking around it because it was the expensive station so I just went to the cheap one down the street.

Well wouldn’t…

Years ago I learned this as “Coffee Spoon Naps”. You drink a cup of coffee and take a nap holding the spoon, when it hits the floor the caffeine has had time to take effect so you wake up well rested and very alert. And I swear by them, to the point where they kind of became my “thing”.

So one of my clients found out,…

“On a scale of 1 - 10, 10 being the most awesome day ever, how was today?”
“Oh, why was it only a ___ ?”
“Was there anything about today that made you sad?”
“Did anything today make you feel angry?”
“Can you tell me something new that you learned today?”

Ah Ha! Here it is!

OH MY GOD - You win the internets, yes that’s the POS that cost me $10!!! and the plastic was so thin you felt like a sneeze would shatter it!

The picture in the ad though made it look more like this.

When I was a kid I paid $10 for a “remote control hover craft” from the back of Boy’s Life.

My high school lacrosse team captain did/ caused this once.

Quick back story... Years before I joined and played, taking off our cleats on the bus after a victory became our team’s lucky thing. Almost 20 years later they still do it.
More back story... When he was a ‘Frosh, our Captains feet stunk so bad that his…

I think its the fans, like you, I like best about baseball.

Do not wear a cup.

I tried it once, once - JR. came running looking for help, head butted me in the man purse. Goose egged himself on my cup. I was saved but then had to explain how my package dented his noggin. Kind of embarrassing.

Skip forward two days, and JR’s coming in for a huggy snuggle on the couch. Punches me…

The auto-stuff in bathrooms is to provide an inference of sanitation and has nothing to do with saving water.

You need to add a rubber band, if you have a rowdy tike.

I’m with this dude... Lifehacker is in my feedly, I read it at work during lunch.

Whatever happened to Lifehacker:Afterdark? Can’t we segment this channel and keep our RSS work safe?

2 kids, both got a stomach bug last year - 4 days of 2 kids who couldn’t keep much down.

Not only that, I have proof that Comcast broadcasts their own set of commercials injected over the network’s broadcasted ads

That’s why I like google calendar - take 5 minutes before bed to review your day, and drag any unfinished items to the next day/ next empty block.