Yes,

Right out of college I signed a 5 year lease with an awesome yuppie who had converted her condo into a rental property after moving in with her fiance.

I know you say it’s over...and I debated about being that guy...and now I’m left with the self righteous feeling like “I have to be that guy”.

I’ve been a longtime lurker/ reader - Gina even published some of my lifehacks back in the day. And I know that ship has sailed, and new times, and all that crap but... Do you…

Nice article. Frank would be proud.

Long time Frank fan... And yeah there isn’t a whole lot of Charlie Bronson or Chuck Norris flicks being made now-a-days but, Frank has a home.

Seriously, great article.

Ok, as an amature science pundit can I just say, across all levels of science this can be applied to - this is one of the worst articles I have ever read. Are you a dietician or medical doctor? Did you consult with knowledged sources prior to publishing?

Purell hand sanitizer works on all sap - with a catch.

meat taste like a wet sponge

Oh my god yes!!!

You do have to remove the excess fat. You can either use a gravy separator, or let is sit and use the turkey baster to suck out the drippings from under the fat (I find that works better than trying to take the fat of the drippings).

Holy Crap!

This was how my mom always did it... Except we used a lobster pot in the bathtub.

We’ve always brined our birds in our lobster pot. Originally my mom would leave it on the porch. Then one year an inquisitive Raccoon got our bird. So the next year she left it on the kitchen counter - during one of the first warmer than…

In all seriousness, I think from the comments there is some confusion over “Conversing”, “Advocating” and “Pontificating”.

To converse, or engage in conversation, is to participate in an informal exchange of ideas. “This weather sucks” “Man I’m hungry” “That ref should be fired for blowing that early whistle last…

but - what about the bugs bunny effect?

I skip right to Ask them to stop.

I’m 6’3” 270 lbs and travel a lot for work.

Oh look! It’s a boy, and a girl, and another girl, and a boy, another boy, ut not sure about that one, a girl, another boy, 3 more girls, another 2 boys, oh look - that one has his mother’s eyes...all of them.

I will often write my replies to Lifehacker posts in word - formatted to looks similar to one of our tech specs that should someone walk in they are looking at me writing a lot of information into a standardly formatted word doc but when in fact I am sharing my deviousness with the web.

guilty.

But but but... they’re the ones microwaving tuna!

I can completely understand your points... but I... this being the internet and all...Completely disagree.