yoink!

How did I not think of this log in log out trick!

+1 to the brilliant man named... "Jim" wait for real? just "Jim"? damn internet you're failing me.

Understandable. Professional pride is important. However some how I don't think your article on preventing dick trickle will win a Pulitzer. So have some creative fun.

"Guys! The next time you need to tap your keg make sure to hit your secret eject button to make sure you get it all out."

If this is "after hours" why go all scientific with "perineum"? I'm sure Urban Dictionary has at least a half dozen monickers for your S.P.A.B.