Didn’t realize this negatively affected you. Fuck You.

What a fucking dumbass

Good, cause I won’t ;)

Gross, to me that’s no different than putting water on your cereal.

Skim milk in coffee? You may as well be adding cold water. Cream or whole milk doesn’t make coffee oily or greasy, that’s from the type of bean itself. You can get a very oily or dry roast, and that will change the feel of the coffee more, as well as your extraction method.