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I have an aunt who does that. Kind of funny lol

you’ll never earn as much as I do. and you’ll never have as much publicity as i do. you’ll never be as priviledged as me.

Where my country gone?

Sir or Madam, if you recommend telling the customer only what they want to hear, then you are with the communists, Sir or Madam.

why are all these liberals defending republicans these days? defending the pope? the fuck’s going on? by the way it warms my heart to see congress seperating church and state.

you need to move out of your mom’s house, son.

The patriarchy laughs at your vain attempts to change our great power structure.

exactly. muslims stone, behead, hang so many innocent gay people. but the left turns a blind eye on it because talking about it goes against their narrative that all white men are bad and that all muslims are good. ahmed can bring something that looks like a bomb to school and end up being invited to facebook hq and…

another jury day another picture of tina fey. fucking weirdo.

Ice Cream Socialist

Any man who has been given the honor of being promoted to general and who says, “I will protect another general who protects Communists,” is not fit to wear that uniform, general.

Spoken like a true Communist.

dump her before she dumps you. i like your thinking