and here i had to figure out how to dial “mary had a little lamb” using dial tones like the total pedestrian i am

I had one of those in white! One of my friend’s phone numbers sounded like “Mary Had A Little Lamb.”

My mother says that a lot of her wedding in 1977 involved a lot of “well other people say I should do this so I guess I will to make them happy.” But the absolute one thing she refused to compromise on was no fruitcake.

How do you stuff a head of lettuce???

Oh God I am so sick and fucking tired of the American exceptionalism bullshit. Guess what you assholes on the right fringe. We are no more import and no more special than any other place on this planet. I love the USA, I love being an American. But i’m not living in delusion that I am a superior super special fucking…

No, it proves mice are tenacious, curious, and smart. The mouse found out it could get out of the bucket, so it was worth the effort to go back and try to get the bait. You can see the mouse approaches the problem differently each time. Unlike Wile E. Coyote, it worked on it plan over several iterations.

It’s gross.

So someone help me out. Is uber/air bnb crazy cheap or something? Because when these services came out my first thought was, why the fuck would i get into some rando car who i don’t know where anything could happen? Same with air bnb, maybe this person claims they’re gone and then they come and hacksaw me to pieces.…

How will anyone know about Jesus without Christmas throwing up on everything?

I had a pretty comprehensive sex ed as a child, too. I asked a lot of questions, and mom used to do sex ed counselling, so she’d just tell me plainly.

Pfft. Swiss water processes remove many of the flavour oils from coffee. Also, water is a chemical. I prefer the “scary chemical” decaffeinating processes. The solvents they use are volatile at high temperatures, which means anything left in the beans after the decaffeinating process (which isn’t much) evaporates…

Does this explain the town of Dildo, Newfoundland?

Exactly. He was in the backyard of a private residence in a secluded location and had a reasonable expectation of privacy. I don’t think we’d apply quite the same logic to the paparazzi who took photos of kate middleton topless on a balcony. Photo below estimates the positions of photographer and celebrity in that…

Cheerios still greater than everything. Followed very closely by Quaker Oatmeal Squares.

which are not that good anyway

Don’t know if people are talking about it, but I’m jumping in… twist-off caps aren’t tacky; they’re the best way to preserve and ship wine… far, far better than corks. Truth.

This comment will probably get lost in the pending grey abyss, but I’ll make it anyway.

Ah yes, I remember how readers of this particular site showed their true colors the first time Jezebel reported on this.

I will not judge someone for how they heal what others broke. She's not hurting anyone. I wish her well.