robotimpurity
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robotimpurity

Trump is a paste eater

The Raiders should just take next year off.  They’ll be a far more improved team compared to this year’s debacle.

It’s incredibly easy to just not renew Prime, save yourself the $129 (or whatever it is now), and then suddenly have zero urge to look on Amazon for anything, which probably will reduce unnecessary spending throughout the year.

I ended my Prime Membership this month and deleting Facebook by the end of the year and the

I’m a photographer and had a tumblr account posting black & white tasteful nudes.  Once the nipple ban came out, I decided it was simply going to be less of a pain in the ass to delete the blog and move on with my life.  Let Verizon lose their shirts (and get banned by Tumblr) over it.

Gee. Color me shocked that Trump just might be corrupt and crooked.

No, Pence was scared that he was in a room with a woman who wasn’t his mother or his wife.

More misadventure of Hair Furor & The Turd Reich

LOL.  And to think everyone was rage-frothing over “it’s Hillary’s turn” in 2016.  Shouldn’t Bernie, you know, actually be PART of the Democratic party before running.  To hell with him.  

Bernie would lose badly.  He would have been destroyed by Trump in 2016 and would fail spectacularly in 2020.  And the last thing this country needs is an election of two elderly white men, both of whom could croak any day because, well, they’re old.  No more boomers, please.

First, he should actually be a Democrat, not an independent who joins only for access to campaign funds.  Second, he’s too goddamned old.  Take a seat, Bernie.  

I will say I was actually impressed with Bush’s quick reaction in dodging that shoe. Andmore impressed with the guy who threw it. Probably the one bright moment of the 2000s

I have decided that you are the worst person on the internet because In n Out fries are among my most favoritist.  *insert inflammatory language here and discard the fact we all have different tastes in food and that’s okay*

It’s a good thing you’re out there to rush to the defense of the incredibly powerful white men!

Last night your mom and I experienced Record Wet.

So although I dislike the Cowboys immensely (actually, specifically Jerry Jones), part of me is hoping a team like the Bears or now the Cowboys does go to the Super Bowl to meet up with another defense minded AFC team.  That would shut up all those who claim that Techmo Bowl scores are the new NFL.  

While these things are fun when they happen, it’s not going to mean as much if it becomes commonplace and every game is a crazy offensive shootout. I would like to see some rule changes to even things out a bit for defensive players. For instance maybe illegal contact defensive holding are just 5 yard penalties w/o

We’re past the trade deadline and I don’t think the Ravens will kindly cut RGIII for the benefit of The RacistSkins

The thing is....the Secret Service will escort him out of the white house. I’m not actually worried he’ll be a squatter there.

Assuming he doesn’t die before 2020, since he’s an old man with a terrible diet.

The only truly horrific QB I can think of from the past 25-30 years was Craig Whelihan in San Diego, but he went 2-12 and his TD to Int ratio wasn’t as bad.  It just *seemed* like it at the time.  

And as the massive Democratic wave just showed, these idiots are in the minority and it is time to ignore their bleatings, temper tantrums and fuckery.