Bernie would lose badly.  He would have been destroyed by Trump in 2016 and would fail spectacularly in 2020.  And the last thing this country needs is an election of two elderly white men, both of whom could croak any day because, well, they’re old.  No more boomers, please.

First, he should actually be a Democrat, not an independent who joins only for access to campaign funds.  Second, he’s too goddamned old.  Take a seat, Bernie.  

I will say I was actually impressed with Bush’s quick reaction in dodging that shoe. Andmore impressed with the guy who threw it. Probably the one bright moment of the 2000s

I have decided that you are the worst person on the internet because In n Out fries are among my most favoritist.  *insert inflammatory language here and discard the fact we all have different tastes in food and that’s okay*

It’s a good thing you’re out there to rush to the defense of the incredibly powerful white men!

So although I dislike the Cowboys immensely (actually, specifically Jerry Jones), part of me is hoping a team like the Bears or now the Cowboys does go to the Super Bowl to meet up with another defense minded AFC team.  That would shut up all those who claim that Techmo Bowl scores are the new NFL.  

While these things are fun when they happen, it’s not going to mean as much if it becomes commonplace and every game is a crazy offensive shootout. I would like to see some rule changes to even things out a bit for defensive players. For instance maybe illegal contact defensive holding are just 5 yard penalties w/o…

We’re past the trade deadline and I don’t think the Ravens will kindly cut RGIII for the benefit of The RacistSkins

The thing is....the Secret Service will escort him out of the white house. I’m not actually worried he’ll be a squatter there.

Assuming he doesn’t die before 2020, since he’s an old man with a terrible diet.

The only truly horrific QB I can think of from the past 25-30 years was Craig Whelihan in San Diego, but he went 2-12 and his TD to Int ratio wasn’t as bad.  It just *seemed* like it at the time.  

And as the massive Democratic wave just showed, these idiots are in the minority and it is time to ignore their bleatings, temper tantrums and fuckery.  

There needs to be a #boycottTwitter hashtag going viral. Oh, wait a minute...

(but seriously, it’s time to abandon ship on that horrific social media site, if you haven’t already deleted your account.  It’s a toxic cesspool)

I have a better idea!  Why don’t we shoot the assholes of Twitter into space instead?  This of course includes @jack, who is one of the worst people to ever appear on the internets.

I don’t follow the Jets nor did I follow the Vikings, but I have to admit I’m really pulling for Teddy to hopefully have a great NFL career going forward (and hopefully not with the Jets) because boy did he ever pay his dues.  Totally wishing the best for him.  Maybe Tampa should ditch their rapist QB and go for Teddy

you’re an adorable TryHard, you rascal you!

Mike Trout and Felix Hernandez need to start the west coast club of the Neglected Superstars

One thing for sure, if fans want a violent game, they better not complain when players try to get as money as they possibly can for essentially cutting their life spans short to entertain the masses. 

Given Clinton was the first lady, then a senator, then secretary of state, then presidential candidate (and all the secret service detail that goes along with these things), people are surprised she hasn’t driven a car in decades?  Not a great example if one takes 2 seconds to mull that over.

Getting rid of regulations regarding sleep apnea is a bit terrifying.  I have sleep apnea, but I’m not a trucker.  So when I’m on a long roadtrip, which I do like to do often, once I get that sleepy feeling, I just pull over to do my 20 minute catnap routine that reboots my brain enough to soldier on.  But I’m not on…

JFC...can’t you just come out and say that “Wow, he didn’t deserve to be shot for any reason”?