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It feels like the coverage of this case has consistently conflated what happened at the stop, and what happened at the jail.

Did you miss the joke?

Code brown. I repeat: code brown.

Who goes out on a first date in a big forest alone? That screams “YOU WILL BE MURDERED” to me.

(glass breaking sound - megapop)

Nathan I love your recaps for the shear narrative style of it all. It actually makes me interested in watching MMA, that is until I realize that I’m not really into watching sports. So, kudos to you.

I am so excited for this fight. Nathan, I really like your UFC/MMA articles.

“Deadspin only played an excerpt which made me sound racist. If you listen to the full thing you’d know I’m incredibly dumb AND racist.” - Colin Cowherd

Isn't she saying that if it were even true she could give a forgivable excuse and be done with it, but it's not even true.

I originally read this as she survived but also killed her husband. O.o

Well, in a purely hypothetical sense, if I offered women drugs, told them the drugs would knock them out and that I planned to fuck them while they were unconscious and they consented to all of that, then aside from the procurement of the drugs, I didn’t do anything wrong.

They married long before pre-nups became a thing. Her whole identity is being Mrs. Bill Cosby. Plus, she’s 71 - her values are completely different to ours due to generation and upbringing. She’s devoted her whole life to his career and him. He is her whole purpose. Sad, but she signed up for this. Till death do them

I don’t. We don’t like to acknowledge that evil isn’t obviously evil 100% of the time because it doesn’t fit with the black and white way our brains are designed to view the world, but that doesn’t make it less true. It is entirely possible—and even likely—that he never did any of that stuff at home, purely exercising

His brand of “pull up your pants and stop using naughty words” brand of morality was bullshit anyway.

Years down the line I think the thing I’m going to remember most about 2015 is that it’s harder than it looks to put on a shark costume and not fuck up.

This was the weirdest piece. So pretentious and schizophrenic.

Thank you. What a bunch of pointless, anti-climactic navel gazing with absolutely nothing interesting to say. It reads like a college freshman’s first semester essay.

Wow, do you think so? I thought it was MFA nightmare writing.

Since when did Abe Simpson become a boxing referee?