Yep. I mean, I’m not the “always lose my cool when discussing this kind of thing” type, but yes. My best friend from HS was a cool dude, we had the same taste in music, we did that weird, dumb, “deep bond, but keep it superficial” thing that male friends sometimes do and we gelled nicely, personality-wise.

If it’s true that the Eagles offered the Bucs two picks, a QB and another unnamed player for their first round pick, holy shit, both teams are gonna be regretting that deal not being made by week 4.

I think you may be having a stroke. You should calm down and maybe get away from the internet for a while.

Seems like the child stars that turn out OK tend to be the ones who don’t have their money stolen by their parents and instead save it, invest it and get the fuck out of Hollywood as they become teens/adults.

Well, does it specifically say NOT to rape women? I mean, does the Bible specifically say NOT to molest children?

As someone who apparently reads all the cop threads, you’re undoubtedly aware that Gawker usually has about two a day.

And yet you will.

So she said exactly what I did.

Right back at you.

Uh, Miley’s never been androgynous or rebelling against the “gender construct.” She’s just figuring out what works for her.

I think the word “Disney” is unnecessary there.

Yup, Miley’s got some pipes. The club-banger music doesn’t work for her, but I could easily see her having a career as a country singer.

I was thinking:

No idea what any of this has to do with “not taking a stance on something until I know more about it.” Are you OK?

No, I think the “correct assumption” is “I have no idea what happened here, I’m gonna wait for more info before I take and vigorously defend a position.”

(Correctly) pointing out that Gawker/the internet’s tendency is to assume the cops were wrong before anything’s even known is sucking cop dicks, huh? I didn’t know that.

I actually believe that, simply because if he wanted to make a period comment, he would have just done it. Does anyone honestly think that a comment about Megyn Kelly being on her period is beyond him?

Can these two get a room and fuck already and/or take it to private DMs on Twitter?

In some ways, he’s the ultimate coach for a fantasy player because he seems like a guy who was chosen as part of a Yahoo/NFL cross-promotion to actually coach an NFL team for a season for winning his league.

Biden has the perfect “ahahahahaha, this fuckin’ guy over here” laugh and head-shake.