Yup, Miley’s got some pipes. The club-banger music doesn’t work for her, but I could easily see her having a career as a country singer.

I was thinking:

No idea what any of this has to do with “not taking a stance on something until I know more about it.” Are you OK?

No, I think the “correct assumption” is “I have no idea what happened here, I’m gonna wait for more info before I take and vigorously defend a position.”

(Correctly) pointing out that Gawker/the internet’s tendency is to assume the cops were wrong before anything’s even known is sucking cop dicks, huh? I didn’t know that.

I actually believe that, simply because if he wanted to make a period comment, he would have just done it. Does anyone honestly think that a comment about Megyn Kelly being on her period is beyond him?

Can these two get a room and fuck already and/or take it to private DMs on Twitter?

In some ways, he’s the ultimate coach for a fantasy player because he seems like a guy who was chosen as part of a Yahoo/NFL cross-promotion to actually coach an NFL team for a season for winning his league.

Biden has the perfect “ahahahahaha, this fuckin’ guy over here” laugh and head-shake.

She also shouted “don’t cry” at her in her native language, which was a fairly classy bit of shittalking after Bethe kept yelling it at Ronda during their weigh-ins while she was doing her “tough chick” act.

[citation needed]

You’re gonna hear a TON of nos, but yes.

Yeah, I mean, look, fuck Amy Schumer forever into the ether, but this incident had nothing to do with her.

God isn’t real. Grow up.

Sure!

You’re being very weird about this, so I’m gonna nod, smile and back away quickly like I would with any other old, crazy person.

This is a very aggressive and non-sensical reply.

They were 68 and 79. Technology is of no use in their hands.

“If there is just nothing, like I never existed, that is just as horrifying.”

He’s also got AMAZING comedic timing. To borrow a phrase, you can’t teach that.