It’s also a little bit precious to hear it come from a popular actress riding a wave of pop culture approval, isn’t it?

Whenever anyone says to you “women have to...,” they’re full of shit and you have a duty to inform them of that.

Yup. Fecal coliforms are everywhere. They’re on nearly every surface in your home and your body is covered in them 24/7. You’ve eaten them.

No, they’re the ones who are gonna collapse it again.

No, I think the dubstep thing is gone.

I feel like this article should be retitled:

I think it might be a little too late to start working from home to cover the cost of a fight that’s happening tonight, but good idea otherwise!

Yes and no. North Korean defectors have said the majority of the population seems to know it’s all bullshit and have no personal love for the Dear Leader, but obviously any sign of dissent is a death sentence, so they may fight thinking they have no choice, but if given an out, many would likely take it.

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Ah, the WHCD. That special time of year all the big power players come together to wink and nod at each other and remind the country that nothing really matters, it’s all one big group that owns the country, elections are just for show and nothing will change. Crazy that everyone seems to miss it.

Hmmm. My pants?

Hey, guys? Guys?

“Please enjoy the following music while your party is reached...”

Subway is fine in the same way that wearing the same underwear all week is fine because fuck it, nobody’s gonna take your pants off but you.

I went to Subway earlier and got a regular turkey and cheese, Just a little bit of lettuce, I asked them for. It’s perfect, pictured here, behind my wife:

Oh, I don’t think anyone denies that he’s a great ATHLETE. In general athletic matters, Tebow probably trounces a good portion of the population.

Spectacularly so!

Right, yes, mmm-hmm, there’s no world outside eBay and everyone who exists in that world besides you is miserable. Yes. *pats head*

“I also very much enjoy how s/he assumes that every other job the rest of us have must be inherently miserable.”

Mmm-hmm, like I said, tell whatever lies, believe what ever baseless assumptions, make whatever generalizations, play whatever semantic games and cast whatever aspersions are necessary to make you feel better about being empty inside.