A fitting username, because you're definitely "that guy."

***BUTTHURT MADONNA FAN ALERT***

Because Madonna is an affluent white Italian girl, which is pretty much the polar opposite of "gangster" (though very aligned with a different kind of "gangster")?

Jim Cornette said that about ECW and the countless backyard/indy feds that feature "matches" where two guys legitimately main each other with light tubes, broken glass, barbed wire, etc.

"Exempt: Parks, schools."

"I was falling in love when I wrote Trainwreck, was scared out of my mind and wasn't even enjoying it. I was feeling sick all the time. It's like being on drugs. It's not even fun falling in love. You don't remember it until you're going through it and then you're like, 'why did I ever want to be in love?' It kind…

This. I'm always super kind to servers because it's the nice thing to do and I know the kind of bullshit they put up with, but more importantly, I would expect THEM to know the kind of bullshit they're gonna put up with.

No, I don't and I'm not sure how you managed to interpret anything I wrote that way.

Seriously, what was the point of this comment?

In response to the verdict, Saad held up a red card, attempting to call a penalty on his penalty.

Yes, I know. My point is he is not licensed to practice any sort of treatment in any state and is therefore not bound to any professional code of ethics.

I understand the need for the due process of law, but can you name a single time that a suspect in a specific crime fired back at the cops after a pursuit where they survived and were found innocent?

My wife and I have a deal. I keep the onions that nauseate her to be applied to my meals after the fact and she eats her salad with normal person dressing unless I'm not there.

At the NFL Draft:

3 things to consider:

Correction: The character Jennifer Lawrence is playing in public is crass and annoying. Jennifer Lawrence the person is, in all likelihood, perfectly nice or terrifyingly boring. Or both.

I'm trying and failing to recall the last time I saw a person who wasn't a HIGH POWERED EXECUTIVE BUSINESSMAN WITH MEETINGS CLIENTS AND IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO even wearing a watch.

Fuck you.

"I said cheaters are often in incredibly shitty situations too and it is a very complex issue. I said we should have empathy for them, as well as for the person who is being cheated on, because they're usually quite miserable for various reasons as well."

No, no, not "usually."