Once a day, minimum, twice if you work out and can't schedule it so it falls before your daily shower. This is non-negotiable.

If you work out daily, but can't squeeze it in before work, you're not (or shouldn't) go to work without having showered, but you're also not going to go to bed without showering after you work out.

That whole blindness plot felt like a half-hearted SNL skit idea that got dragged out farrrrrrrrrrrrrr too long.

It really did feel like they got a greenlight off two good gags and went "alright, we're done."

You're better than most (or claim to be). Here, have a gold star.

I am who I am. I'm OK with it.

Absolutely, but like I said, "people would commit crimes if they weren't crimes" is common sense. "33% OF MEN WOULD RAPE A WOMAN IF THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH IT" is a headline that sites like Jezebel will fall for every time.

I think that's important to note, because if we're being honest, there's a SLEW of awful, terrible and illegal things I would do if I was assured there would be no consequences. I have a small number of people who have deeply hurt me who would be deeply hurt (or worse) themselves, I would obtain money through force,…

I think people believe it's funny, judging by the Gawker media comment sections obsession with making the most awkward and clumsy puns imaginable and inexplicably racking up stars for them.

At the same time, I think many restaurants can stop being nazis about NO SUBSTITUTIONS OR SPECIAL REQUESTS on their menus right about now.

If you wish to avoid maintenance sex, you could always do what my wife and I did: have two completely different work schedules.

True. Hanlon's Razor is a favorite of mine, but counterpoint:

True. Hanlon's Razor is a favorite of mine, but counterpoint: