Yup.  So peeps talk about you and what a brilliant solver you are... while you charge more for something useless.

I know of a manufacturer that was trying to do a holographic projection to replicate a physical mirror. You know, why not just use a mirror? (The answer: marketing.)

In hockey, checking is part of the sport and carries inherent risks. On occasion you do see obvious flagrant moves that are intended to injure instead of merely slow down the other guy.

First off, to call me a “commie”, you’d need to have one scintilla of evidence I am one. I, in fact, am not, as I was raised in a country that was just starting to shed its Communist past and all the fun little things like food shortages and widespread corruption that came with it. You know what country I’m referring…

Who the hell thought this front fascia would look good?

“Trump thinks...”

However, with the US tarrifs in place retaliatory tarrifs of other countries will cause a stiff decrease in the export of US built vehicles. The US certainly loses there. Especially as America’s unilateralism and unreliability is bring other countries together.

Years ago, while out motorcycle riding, a “friend” pulled something similar to me. Riding side by side on our bikes at about 60 mph, he reaches over and hits the kill switch on my handlebar. This stopped the engine’s ignition resulting in turning the entire driveline into a mechanical brake and almost threw me over…

“dumbass trump tweets dumbass things" should be a permanent headline 

“If you don’t go I’ll lay on the horn behind you until you do” - which has happened to me on multiple times when an SUCK pulled well over the STOP HERE line so I could not see to safely turn right.

Your right. I drive 18 wheeler and with the higher center of gravity I have to watch my turn based on my weight. Changing direction quickly, that's not happening. Everyday I watch someone almost roll their SUV or run something over cause they can't see them/it.

Interestingly, there’s something of a mutual respect between the Roulettezoku and the local police. Drivers are hardly ever busted for going too fast because the cops usually leave them alone unless they’re worried about an illegal modification.

“Listen we’re disrupting fucking flight. I’m like ... since the black box always survives, let’s make the whole plane out of it.”

“So you park on a driveway ... but drive on a parkway?”

When you finally figure out the first plant you’re gonna grow on Mars:

“Can I be blunt, Joe?”