Which is what, exactly? You’re mad someone took an awesome car and made it even more awesome? Boo hoo.

I think you meant a bigger six, since the “e” already has one. And in case you didn’t know, about 90% of the parts on an M3 are different from normal E30s. Different suspension geometry, steering rack, chassis bracing, etc. If I could afford to do it right, I’d start with the M3.

Yes, swap all your M3s. Then give me the S14s, nobody wants that crap anyway.

You must be a car enthusiast. I am a driving enthusiast, and I say any E30 with a big six up front is a damn good time.

Ex valet here, have driven several (including a friend’s in the mountains). Plenty of power, sounds like your roads aren’t curvy enough.

Former valet, can confirm. Literally every manual BMW made in the last 30+ years has reverse left/up.

The fact that they used the bike’s gas tank too, paint and all, is hilarious.

Pshhh “not fast.”

Sounds to me like we need a Ryan-vs-David track battle.

Is Raph ever going to get a motorcycle?? I just listened to the TST podcast, you’ve got this Raph! Don’t listen to Ballaban.

Now I want to see David autocross one of his Jeeps.

Whoops, forgot you have a pro racer on staff.

Turbo the NA!!

Who is the fastest Jalopnik writer, now that Steph is (kind of) gone?

Very true. 

^ 100% this. No two women are the same. No two gay people are the same. No two black people are the same. Every single human is a bit different, and any time you assume something about someone, you make yourself look like an idiot.

Pretty sad how much crap you’re getting for just asking people to be nice. Also pretty sad that people read “straight men” and assume you meant that ALL straight men are mysogynistic.

Here’s my understanding of it: see the heat shield around the filter in the top picture? That is the difference between a true CAI and a useless piece of pipe. The whole point is that cold air is more dense, since the particles have less energy and aren’t bouncing around as fast.

I think the body and wheels look nice, but it does have a weird face.

This was his response to me, LOL. Never heard the word “metric” used as an insult before. Serious anger issues with that one.