Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

Good. Now let’s also stop requiring players to keep score.

Okay, but why do you keep watching A Christmas Prince, Jack? Hallmark Channel has plenty of other movies just like it to get you through the season. Are you okay?

The dork named Jeff is from Alabama.

Well, duh, there are plenty of over the top ones. I’m talking about the ones who are nice to their nannies/maids, but talk shit on the Orange County Register comment section about how “Stabba Ana” is a goddamned cesspool with no redeeming qualities, when that is far from the truth. The Mexican food totally worth…

Holy shit! He’s dead?!

The great combo of experience of a lifetime and presumably pants-shitting terror.

You don’t look crazy. You and others just need to buy the comment DLC to unlock it again.

As Mei, I would regularly icicle Widowmakers and that was just so fun.

Sleep darting a Genji or Tracer is super satisfying too.

Someone doesn’t know the joy of catching a Tracer with a Reinhardt charge and hearing her terrified scream as you drive her into a wall.

In other words, if it’s in the refrigerator and you get a little film on it, then you just fry it and it tastes just as good.”

And here Oklahoma was worried about replacing Joe Mixon.

For me his greatest crime was opening two doors on his advent calendar on the same day.

I love that buying the thing you want directly is touted as a feature of this system.

It’s called Overwatch, not Flyover.

Do they even sell Ws at Publix anymore?

Must have finally run out of crab legs.

Sometimes, Giri, when a man has been pushed past his breaking point and has nothing left to lose, sometimes a man decides it’s time to shoot first and ask questions later.