Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

Good. Now let’s also stop requiring players to keep score.

Okay, but why do you keep watching A Christmas Prince, Jack? Hallmark Channel has plenty of other movies just like it to get you through the season. Are you okay?

The dork named Jeff is from Alabama.

Well, duh, there are plenty of over the top ones. I’m talking about the ones who are nice to their nannies/maids, but talk shit on the Orange County Register comment section about how “Stabba Ana” is a goddamned cesspool with no redeeming qualities, when that is far from the truth. The Mexican food totally worth…

Holy shit! He’s dead?!

Poor Claire. She’s the O’Brien of the MNU.

The Russos. They REALLY want to put Daredevil in and Phil Coulson back in. But then Kevin Feige walks up to them, slaps them with his dick, and shrieks out a shrill “Nyo!”

The great combo of experience of a lifetime and presumably pants-shitting terror.

You don’t look crazy. You and others just need to buy the comment DLC to unlock it again.

As Mei, I would regularly icicle Widowmakers and that was just so fun.

Sleep darting a Genji or Tracer is super satisfying too.

Someone doesn’t know the joy of catching a Tracer with a Reinhardt charge and hearing her terrified scream as you drive her into a wall.

In other words, if it’s in the refrigerator and you get a little film on it, then you just fry it and it tastes just as good.”

And here Oklahoma was worried about replacing Joe Mixon.

For me his greatest crime was opening two doors on his advent calendar on the same day.

The Jedi were firm believers in Force Darwinism. There used to be two hundred kids in that class.

Yeah, but the only way to stop a bad guy with a lightsaber is a good guy with a lightsaber.

Even the most progressive Sci-fi has its right wing fascist fans, I mean look at Star Trek. Never seen so many people not get the point of a show.