Missed opportunity for Shadow of Wardor.

Me, too. I find I’m a better all-around performer when I don’t have sex with Kate Upton.

Not having sex with Kate Upton also worked for Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and Sandy Koufax. .

Wenger has always been very fourthright.

Yeah but right now it’s just her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word,…

You misspelled “hot dog fingers.”

I HAVE GODLIKE POWERS

Let’s trade Albert to get Ashley back.

Seriously, can any of you even imagine a world in which poor people got to eat but we didn’t have Vanderbilt university? Then who would come in last in the SEC?

I suggested Rob Manfred Is A Fucking Terrorist for the headline but Redford is his own man.

Three days ago, the Rockets could have gotten Boogie Cousins for that haul.

This could have been her entire article.

Today I learned Kansas State was a “world-class university”.

Let me help out the people of Lawrence.

Sorry dude, but this is a ridiculous, overly simplistic argument and you should feel bad for making it.

This is the worst use of hyperbole i have ever seen.

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

Beuerlein is a Notre Damer, so he’s probably guilty of something.

Has anyone questioned Dave Coulier?

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.