Don’t worry; they’re well capable of correcting that against Boro!

“He had managers in Martinez and Koemen who would rather have on the wing a staid and reliable player than a mercurial one who sometimes did weird things.”

Only if they were a former Barcelona product. You gotta connect the Haisley dots.

AT&T Center security has a similar problem with Tim Duncan, and always are keeping an eye on him when he’s in the arena, because of all the customers complaining of him lecturing them that, instead of spending all this money to watch a basketball game, they should invest it in a 5 year treasury note which, on…

More like James Dolan out pink slips, amirite?

When I’m worried I have some medical issue, I usually skip the doctor and ask a sports franchise PR department publicly diagnose me.

“That’s some bullshit” was exactly my reaction when I learned that Kyle O’Quinn wasn’t a redheaded white guy.

Eh, it’s still not as stupid looking as his James Milner tat.

Like no one ever was?

I still play every day. I’m not sure why. It’s just passive fun. One day it will be better and I’ll be the very best!

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

Nope, but being called up by the national CBP team means you will be locked in a prison for 30 hours.

Zlatan exists beyond the petty human concept of age. Zlatan is, has been and will be.

Also the best soccer quote of all time.

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

Okay Deadspin, you got a man from one of the most hated teams in America put in jail for 46 months.

Have a star for using a photo from his time at Gillingham.

We really need to offer workers better pawternity leave.

Finally, someone that Draymond Green can’t reach the nuts on...

The White Walkers