brb, off to the print/framing store.

How come every time I take a seat at a hotel bar, no matter where it is, I end up seated next to this guy?

What’s it like in the future? Are there flying cars? Jetpacks?

I approve of any take which ends in the manner you ended yours.

Well it’s one or the other — either the game is blacked out or Magary is.

My take is Warriors games should start even later and be blacked out in Drew’s house.

As a lifelong West Coaster who gets to watch a lot of sports in the morning, (with accompanying bloody marys), can be done with NFL football in time to sober up for dinner if necessary, and watch the East Coast feed of Game of Thrones and be in bed by 10, I have three things to say to you: “Neener. Neener. Neener.”

Maybe don’t be so old?

It’s communication with under age children with the intention of slowly building up trust with the intention of having sex with them.

So now that you have to make contact, does over-the-shirt still count as second base? Asking for a friend.

SMDH. When I was a kid, neighborhood play was permitted until the streetlight came on. Just let kids be kids.

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

Well, they certainly weren’t going to demote him to the youth squad.

Well, I now know of two things Roberto Martinez is incapable of:

1. Dancing
2. Organizing a defense.

Guardiola, at a Manchester bakery: “One shit-flavored birthday cake, please.”

Scoreboards were stacked for a while so I wouldn’t think so. I suspect it has to do with tickets and a given sideline and endzone are for the Broncos. Presumably they would want to sit behind the endzone painted in their colors.

That’s because the Broncos will own both end zones! - Fake hubris from scared shitless Broncos fan

Jerry Jones was into his 127th tweet before he realised this wasn’t for a Georgian bride.

I hope all the other players give Kobe a wide-open lane to the basket for nothing but layups.

Yes it is. These people died because Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal.