My wife and I came to the conclusion that as soon as our son can let himself out of the car on his own, he’s old enough to be left alone while running into the store quick.

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

Hi there. Have not played basketball since junior high. So things could have changed...but how is that not traveling?

The last Aggie QB to succeed had to live in Cleveland afterwards... I would jump ship as well

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

I can’t believe the uproar over a few little emojis meant to help millions of illiterate Real fans enjoy social media.

Brah looks like a happy Ivan Drago!

Keo’s twitter bio is “Disciple of Christ disguised as a professional athlete,” which...sounds like a fun movie premise that would be absolutely ruined by whomever tried to make it.

“I wrote some innocuous thing in 1789 that was just supposed to be about militias and muskets, and now none of these other asshats in heaven will let me live it down.”

Well, this one time in the ‘90s, my family went on vacation. We have a big family, and a winter storm knocked our power out, and somehow the person in charge of making sure we were all in the airport shuttle miscounted. So I got left home alone for a couple days. No biggie, I found some cash for snacks and pizza, but…

I got grayed out on Deadspin for calling out Draper for un-approving a snide comment I made. *

I got charged a misdemeanor stemming from me bringing a can of soda into the BYU library.

I don’t think most people are horrified at the idea of hunting a deer so much as the idea that drowning a wounded deer in a creek is “hilarious” to Mark Brunnel (and presumably to Farve - I assume he told it as a ‘funny’ story). I eat animals and it would be more than a little hypocritical of me to have a problem with…

BRUNELL FAWNS OVER BRETT OVER FAWN UNDER WATER

Guess you had to be there

Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

This is the same man who cried about Tom Brady probably knowing that some footballs got fucked with.

Lodge or gtfo

Lodge or gtfo

Roses are red