You’re just being ignorant, Samer. I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to pour one out for your fallen homies.

“I don’t always spill my beer on people. But when I do, I make sure it’s televised.”

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

I did get a chance to relax.

Holy shit! UFO spotted @17:48. I cant believe that no one else noticed this:

Make fun of vw all you want, but call soccer “kickball” and we’ll have problems, sonny-Jim.

Panther fans should be thrilled. The Redskins were shockingly acting like idiots, and their stupidity could provide the motivation to push Carolina to an undefeated 9-1 record.

#Moyes4Madrid

That would be one of his aforementioned “incredible games” for which he “justifiably got a lot of press.”

I dunno about RGIII, but Kaepernick never really “led” the 49ers to those heights. He had some incredible games and justifiably got a lot of press, but those Niner teams were always led by the defense/Harbaugh.

Eagles will sign both of them next week.

Yellow card for Messi blasphemy.

See, I was gonna say “You score more points than them,” but this seems more convincing.

then went on to win the Superbowl.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

That’s ridiculous, but why would you want to go listen to Greg Hardy speak anyway?

David Luiz’s comments are taken out of context. He is saying he doesn’t know if he will stay with in Brazil with the team (because he had a red card and would miss the second international) or go back to Paris immediately. He never said that he is worried about going back to Paris. Dude is from Brazil. You think Paris…

Retired boxer went to jail for rape and was a leading cast member in top rated sitcom Friends.

“LSU ‘appalled’ at University of Alabama geography knowledge”

Nine fans. I just saw Jeff in a Cowboys hat.