It was the Feds, not the boos.

When asked specifically about the color of Boise State’s home turf, Briles was similarly emphatic:

Greg, I love your work. I don’t always agree with all of it, but I’m also pretty sure as a thirty-eight year-old white guy, I can’t possibly understand all the angles from which your viewpoint is informed, so in general I try to just read with an open mind. Your work is always intriguing and thought-provoking without…

Greg just yells and yells.

But Barry

Strap in.

Based on the less-than-healthy nature of the stools, police are looking for a man afflicted with anal fjords.

This is true.

One morning, shortly after I had been hired full time, one of our editorial fellows, Dan, sent an email to Tommy and me, explaining that he would be a little bate late getting into work because he’d been mugged the night before, and was still sort of getting himself together. Tommy emailed him back, telling him to…

PLOT TWIST

C’mob man. I know Benny Feilhaber was born in Brazil, but he has a lot of game left.

“MLS Commissioner Don Garber Still Thinks A Gerrard-Lampard Midfield Can Work” was also considered as a headline.

Michael Oher Says The Blind Side Was Bad For His Career

Score another one for MLS, whose teams make sure their players can’t afford to travel to Tenerife in the first place.

We had guinea pigs when we were growing up (as pets, never as meals). They were fucking disgusting and I have no idea how my mother put up with it. The best (though by no means only) story from our decade-long run as guinea pig owners occurred when we decided to let one of the males (Peanut Butter) bunk in with one of…

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

“I have no idea.”

I’ve always been high on Mix, but that’s mainly because I’ve been an NYCFC fan for so many years.

Chuck Blazer Admits Taking Yearly Bribes Of Cookies And Milk From Hopeful Children The World Over

Best video since “Way to go Paul.”