I re-tweeted. If I win, I will share custody with you, Kevin, for the mere price of one lesson in how to wrap a package and not have it end up looking like it should have a card that says “from a very SPECIAL boy.”

Unfortunately we probably will never know the answer, given how uncomfortable Bill Simmons has historically been in making things about himself.

I think the difference that will help Nintendo is their IPs in general - putting Mario characters into a mobile product just makes it more appealing. I’ll admit, I’m more interested in Puzzles and Dragons with Mario than I am with generic-monster-artist’s creations. My assumption, be it right or wrong, is that…

If someone walked up to me offering cash for any comment regarding that photo, I’d probably take them up on the offer. No one died in that crash and my mom is very fat.

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Gonna do my best to take the crowd out of it early.

Saints Fan: [reads article online]

Of course the Redskins fans have trouble spelling. Even just speaking about their team it comes out slurred.

Nah, its more because we’ve spent too many years typing “God this team sucks” over and over and over and over again. We’ve gotten REALLY good at it.

Those 5.6 errors per 100 words from the Jets fans largely come from referring to the organization as a professional football team.

That typo plus that GIF made me think that Klopp was in werewolf mode at the time. Not out of the realm of possibility.

Negotiate.

Stephen A. Smith: Grow up.

I was 24. We stepped out of the subway after finishing a lovely Indian curry dinner. My girlfriend at the time decided to end the night at her place, but not before heading to the video store to pick up a nightcap. Maybe it was the offensively bright yellow and blue combination of the stores decor that triggered the…

Two Sunday nights ago. I was leaving the Yankees/Sox game and thought I could hold it for the 2 hour train ride. I got full on nachos and beer all night, so things were rumbling. Needless to say I thought I could let a silent one slip on the train, only to feel that wet, warm feel we all know. This happened no more…

he could not have made any top-flight European side as a 90-minute regular

You are talking about the same player who had two separate loan spells at Milan over two seasons, during which he helped the club qualify for the Champions League both times, in the midst of his MLS contract, correct?

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Shameful. He Sucre punched him.

he pulls the shot from his ear, like a coin trick