I love the game, so much. Videos like that do a much better job explaining why I am somehow able to put FIFA's corruption, match-fixing scandals, racism, and other obvious problems associated with the sport to the side every single weekend and watch it like it's going out of style.

Here's Action Bronson doing the Dance of Joy.

Good guys? No. Good fellas? Yes.

My understanding (basically from reading post-draft analysis articles) was that this was always the plan in drafting Exum: Burke would initially continue as starting PG, with Exum coming off the bench as a rookie. As Exum develops, he would then move into the starting role, whereupon Burke would either transition to…

That's the hope, sure. The fear is that they're just providing 3 years of quality training for these guys before they walk to the Hawks (or some other team) for free, like the past few years have seen happen.

No doubt. I hope that he comes good in the end anyway—the dream is for him to transition to SG and have Exum start at PG...but right now, Exum isn't there yet (rookie, I'm patient) and Burke is just really inconsistent.

The only other potential concern I have is that I think Kanter has genuine ability/upside, whereas I think Gobert's place in the Jazz's future frontcourt isn't quite as certain as you alluded to. The guy was on exactly zero maps until a couple of months ago, when he had a string of strong performances. I don't get to…

As a Jazz fan, I've been waiting for this to happen. The team is just overly clogged with "young talent" and someone had to leave in order for the rest to develop quickly. My only concern here is that we really just picked up two more (as you say) unexceptional draft picks that—at best—would yield...more "young…

An Evertonian (Donovan) retires, and they bring in Slippy G to replace him? We SoCal Evertonians are dying right now.

I just did an 8-week experiment with my own body. During the 8 weeks, I cut out virtually all junk food and 100% of "sweets," while increasing my fruit & vegetable consumption markedly. I also drank roughly 2x the water I normally do. However, I also did virtually no exercise—only casual walks now and then. My wife…

Good choice. Because you're right, and because the wave of flame will probably start in your kitchen.

That's the biggest nubbin I've ever seen.

Yes, especially since Burneko's "Is the oil hot enough?" test NEVER WORKS and I screw up everything, over and over and over.

What can I say? Shite attracts shite!

I'm fine with it, because I have it on good authority that the woman is a Liverpool fan.

Yeah, that's just factually incorrect. First, were Everton's glory days (mid- to late 80s) that long ago? Sure, now they feel that way, but it was only 15 years or so when Moyes arrived. That is admittedly a good spell of time, but it's not like we're talking about the 30s or 40s here (for perspective, that's starting…

We (Evertonians) are happy to forget what he did. He took us—a club with a rich history of winning trophies and titles—and never won a single thing. Only one cup final, and there we we thrashed as Drogba made mincemeat of Tony Hibbert. Oh, and remember the times that he didn't win a single game at Anfield, Old…

Good gravy, GH.

BULL CRAP.

I've seen bacon cooked in piles, when I was twelve years old on a scout camping trip. The result is bacon ends that are all white and slimy. I'll bet Coach also serves his maple syrup ice cold from the freezer like a serial killer would.