When you're right, you're right. And when you're wrong, you shouldn't open your fat mouth about candy corn.

I'm one of those who have filed complaints based in love for the game. Some aspects of the game are incredible (there are also a few changes from 13/14 that are horrendous for the iOS version), but the loss of coins, contracts, and other consumables as a result of disconnection is getting increasingly frustrating, and…

American Fork would never have screwed it up so badly.

But if no one mentions promotion/relegation, how will anyone be able say they're new to all of this and ask for an explanation of promotion/relegation!?

(groan)

"Make it stop."

You do realize that Mr. Johnson has a history with this sort of thing? He went hardcore on a former German international player in a charity match at Wembley a few years back...

+1 perfection

See also: The veritable shitstorm that erupted when Everton unveiled a new crest for the 2013-2014 season without giving much consideration to supporter input. It took all of a few weeks before the owner and other executives were apologizing left and right and agreeing to bin the new crest and let supporters choose…

You speak for so, so many of us.

But was he wearing a speedo?

Guy's got nuthin' on Finland's Antero Mertaranta freaking right out when Mikael Grandlund scored a goal against Russia in the IIHF World Championships a couple of years ago.

another problem with leaving ESPN—as dan patrick learned—is that espn shuts you out, entirely. That made Patrick's life far more difficult than it needed to be by making old friends and connects who are still working there off-limits for interviews.

For me, Level 8 of SMB3 is always a wonderful/horrible memory of sustained adventure, difficulty, and overall ante-upping.

If I roughhouse with my kids, I know that a nutslap is coming somewhere down the pike.

Yep, this is exactly the thing that will finally get the Wizards over the top.

Oh well done. WELL DONE YOU!

Well, shit. This has been a bummer. Let's go look at boner dog some more.

This post isn't even 1/2 as good as Boner Dog.

None of this would happen if there was just a little more chain-link fencing around that place.