My pregnancy made me the horniest I’ve ever been. I actually found out I was pregnant because I had insomnia which I never had before and could only think about getting it on. I got into masturbating because I was so horny but didn’t really want to be penetrated. My body was already too full of baby and baby stuffs.…

It really just sounds like you made a list as to which coworkers have air conditioning and which ones don’t.

Haha I'm just thinking of that SNL skit with Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch in the hot tub.

Ooohhh I like that! Thanks!

I call my boyfriend my partner too but I really wish there was another word...

They do. That’s why all the grunts are women and the “leaders” are men. You always have more grunts at a corporation than leaders.

Women are judged by their accomplishments and men are judged by their potential. Not to mention, we as a society are used to taking orders from men. I now believe what Amy Schumer has said, basically that we project women speaking as being nagged by our moms. For example, I counsel financial aid and some of the stuff…

My doctor’s office scheduled my C Section which explains why my kid’s birthday is 11/11/13 and not 11/12/13. I was never given the option to schedule it myself. Not to mention I continued to look pregnant and be asked when I was due up to six months after giving birth. Plus why is there no mention of the baby??? I’m…

And sometimes that number just does not move! Back when I went to the gym and before procreating, I weighed 160. I dropped two sizes from a 12 to an 8 and I still weighed 160. Now I’m about 180 and I just don’t care. I’m close to getting back to the gym routine because I’m weak as shit and my kid’s getting fast.

My style consists of business casual for work (I’ve grown to really like NY & Co. And Target.) and pajamas. If I'm not in my work costume then I'm in pajamas.

So with you on that one! Eastern PA represent!

You would think, right? Or maybe even Maine. Look past the cutesy progressives and you’re left with essentially back-woodsy, Canadians. Think Trailer Park Boys, but in Maine. But alas, we got some brazen crazies in our states.

Woooo! It’s awesome to see good stories coming out of PA! Sometimes I think we’re the Florida of the north...

Team Taylor all the way. An 11 year old girl from my hometown was hit by a car and killed early this month. She was a huge T. Swift fan and Taylor sent the family flowers with a personal note. Even though her music drills holes in my brain, I can’t deny that move was classy.

All I know is that I slept with more people then the “average number of lifetime partners” for men. If I could have my early twenties back, I would sleep with a lot more. And I’m pretty sure my boyfriend’s number is much higher than mine. I can’t wait to tell our kid how slutty we were! Now we’re too tired to do each…

I say that working makes me love my kid more. The time away from him makes me miss him. Picking him up from daycare is the best! Some Mondays I can’t wait to drop him off at daycare after tough weekends where he runs amok. I couldn’t be a stay at home mom but working full time is tough. There just aren’t enough hours…

I completely understand. I had a similar scenario. I interviewed for better positions at two different companies at 9 months pregnant. I was offered the job that I wanted while on maternity leave. I went back to my old job earlier than planned so I could essentially put my two weeks in and quit. Working full time and…

Not only that, but money was spent on saving his life only to take him to trial to decide to kill him. Executing someone is ridiculously expensive and then there’s the appeals process. They should have just let him bleed out on that boat where they found him.

As a woman who shares a birthday with the Hoff, I approve this Tumblr.

I think I’d rather dance around naked in public than learn about marriage from priests.