Interesting choice to write this about Darnold but just briefly cover the Roquan Smith situation, which is still on-going and- after last night’s report from David Haugh- saw a very pointed shift in public opinion. Which of course means idiots are now lining up to condemn Smith and CAA.

Tale as old as time

Her: “I didn’t do anything!”

I said he munsoned the mount, not the landing.

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

I met my wife on twitter

You hold a scotch glass for 23 1/3 hours a day and see what that does to your wrist, smart guy.  

Dale Hansen is a goddamn treasure and should run for senate or president or some shit.

If only there were some factual, quantifiable way to determine that Jones’ policy is both horridly racist and dipshit dumb. But that method doesn’t exi-

The worst part was when Sanchez finally got the ball, he handed it to his wife as opposed to the kid in the front row.

“...nabbing him at his parents’ home where he lives in the basement.”

“we talked to him. He said he checked his swing." 

Well if they’re not unionized, then they definitely can’t call strikes.

If this was an attempt at fixing the game, it was the most obvious fix of all time.

Cop here. Well played. 

Why you no take dump on company time?

I wonder if Jr will post a video of this nasty foul he took along with his sweet, sweet power lifting vids.

You have to respect the Cavs appreciation for world cultures. Playing sumo defense this year after trying out matador defense last season.

I’m suprised you missed the one where this asshat casually mentions slapping his kid in a rush to jilt a parking attendant out of $57.

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times