Imagine paying to attend an event based on a promised service, waiting in line for hours and then being told the service that was promised wasn’t going to happen.

Still better than Darksaber and his Dune books.

I hope Djokovic rubbed it in during the handshake at the net by telling him that the Jedi Academy trilogy was flaming fucking garbage.

You Don’t

My kid is 5, and I’m trying to get him into baseball. After running through some names with him a few months back, he decided his favorite player was Trea Turner because he’s young (like him) and fast (like a race car, his favorite thing).

Some really cool work here. But was it really necessary to give the what I’m pretty sure was a 13-or-so-year-old girl from Jurassic Park huge boobs?

I respectfully disagree with you both. This is the jock on the swimming and lacrosse team who sauntered into class a minute late, charmed all the lady teachers and “bro”ed all the male teacuers, who smoked weed in the bathroom and who STILL god “A”s because what else would he get? This is the dude whose orthopedic…

It’s simple. He makes enough money to buy a house in an area that is devoid of “them”. When “they” show up at his neighborhood pool, “they” must be trespassing and don’t have a right to be there. For this reason, he has no reason not to call the cops to assert his rights over the “other”. You’d never catch him wearing…

Not sorry, especially since I got you so riled up.

This didn’t stay in Vegas...

I mean.... Technically true but those Celts teams weren’t exactly filled with scrubs... Allen Pierce Garnett...

Good to see LeBron get another shot after his last GM stint ended poorly.

just read the man who was the focus of bbqbecky’s venom is now running for town council. that’s an answer to all this shit; getting in positions of authority.

I saved my most important blog for last.

I wonder if Toronto fans feel bad for being such asswipes to this clearly lovable guy.

Pretty sure that’s the eyeball that checks you out at Jabba the Hutt’s door.

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

“I like kicking people’s asses and literally being in their faces. Letting them know that they suck. That they’re trash.”

but enough about Luke Heimlich.