I hope Larry Nassar has great genes like our president, and could live to be 200 years old.

It’s not really about how long the games take as much as the pace of the games. If a game lasted over three hours but was played at a quick pace, people would be okay. It’s all those moments when it takes five minutes for a pitcher to pitch to just one batter because both the pitcher and hitter take too long to get…

The offensive player cannot enter the crease area to score. Entering is putting a body part onto the floor, so jumping in and releasing (or punching) the ball before you hit the ground is OK.

“Chalk up the terrible onside kick and the clock management to the likelihood that Tomlin never expected to be in a close game with just a few minutes left on the clock.”

Consent?

Holy shit, I just replied to a comment from OldSparty, where he had asked “did anyone see this kid coming?” I answered with “nah, dude’s like Rey from The Force Awakens.” I was tickled, because that meant that Oklahoma = Jakku. But now that you say this, I’m thinking Steph is Rey, and Trae Young is that kid at the…

Now that the Steelers’ season has concluded, criminal defense lawyers are ramping up for the coming onslaught of off-season activities. Who will kick things off?

I thought running in and out of the bathroom every seven minutes was just known as “The Arby’s”.

He also cited Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos’s work

As a male I’m not scared, even though Pacyga seems to think I should be. Know why I’m not scared?

Major League Penis

Money Balls

+1 Eruzione

Holy shit, Steph Curry refereed the 2006 finals?!

Point for being correct, and an extra point for actually using ‘literally’ correctly. Thank you, good internet person.

YES! I think people are desperately trying to post-rationalize their shock at being served something truly unpredictable with try-hard bullshit like “the narrative wasn’t good” and “people were acting out of character.”

A-fucking-men! I saw all the online nerd-rage about Last Jedi before I saw it, so I thought maybe Johnson did an even shittier job rehashing Empire than Abrams did rehashing New Hope with Force Awakens. I was pleasantly surprised that the real reason for all the butthurt was “muh precious tropes” not getting…

And now you have the reason for all of the hate; butt-hurt fanboys without any self-awareness. Johnson gave the fans too much credit. Bravo.

Trump reads headline and realizes he wasted the first pick in the 2017 Border Patrol draft on Simmons.