Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

Might be my favorite comment this year

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Theory: every single line of dialogue that didn’t come out of Rey, Finn, or Poe’s mouth is Rian Johnson speaking directly to the audience. “This isn’t going to go the way you expected” “let the past die” “I am the one who bound you together with the force” “you’re nobody in this story but you’re someone to me” “the…

He then explained that their medical plan covers “boob and vajayjay cancer.”

This is a very typical defeatist liberal way of viewing things. Alabama literally just elected a pro-choice Democrat who prosecuted the KKK for killing four black girls in one of the reddest states in the country.

It’s currently 36 degrees in Birmingham. Safe to say no one will be dipping into the teens tonight.

Great win for Jones but the playoff committee will still probably select Roy Moore for the Supreme Court anyways.

I mean Doug Jones ran partially on “I was the guy who successfully prosecuted the Klan fuckers who blew up that church” so I kinda doubt he’s likely to forget who he appeals to in Ala-fucking-bama

Same here, this was me all night waiting for more B’ham/Jefferson County reporting...

Not pictured: the Texans’ staff immediately sent Zaid back out on the court for a second attempt.

You shouldn’t believe everything that you read, that’s how you wind up with a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve.

Ummm.. That was “recycled” beer.

So, now he’s piss-poor?

McAvoy better known as Professor FleX.

Lush - De-Luxe

I think it’d be an interesting idea if during storms Seamless/Grubhub/any other online food ordering sites put up a little notice on the payment & tip page being like, “FYI - it’s terrible outside and the weather is definitely making your delivery person’s job difficult! Since he or she depends on tips, won’t you…

As a former pizza delivery guy, don’t order delivery during a major snowstorm. The roads often aren’t plowed until the storm has slowed and nobody should risk harm to deliver a $12 pizza.