That made me, and several of my colleagues have a grand chuckle.

But then people would want to "friend you". That's terrifying.

I pondered that same question when reading this. Is it becoming taboo to not have Facebook?!

Do not turn down vodka, food, or their daughter's hand in marriage in a Polish household either. Take it from never-had-that-much-vodka-ever to professional-nasze-zdrowie-guy.

When I lived in a high rise, my Grampa gave me his old antenna he had from their summer trailer. It was huge. It looked like a 18 inch UFO siting our balcony - but man was it ever awesome. We were able to get 70+ channels (at least 30 HD channels) from Toronto, Eerie, and New York.

Sounds like quantum Russian Roulette to me.

It was on Mythbusters.

A Lamborvette? I dunno. Something about it seems a little too try-hard. I'd take a 2012 Passat TDI over this any day.

I saw this once in a townhouse. The TV was facing the bed, and you could flip it around so you could watch it while having a bath in the ensuite. I think the article's implementation is better, because it doesn't uhh.. promote watching TV in the tub.

(Assuming you're American) If you're ever in/near Canada, pick up a bottle of Alberta Premium. Some people consider it a mid-shelf whiskey, but it's the only accessible whiskey left in Canada that's made from 100% rye grain mash (instead of corn). It's rather delicious, with a slight bitter bite, and a smooth finish.

I think you mean Bourbon. Any good Rye Whiskey shouldn't be sweet at all.

When I'm starting to feel a bit crummy, I always make myself a mug of East Coast Cough Syrup. It's Neo Citran (a lemon flavoured tea with 1000 mg of Acetaminophen) and a massive shot whiskey. It tastes like a whiskey sour. You can also make it with Rum like a Hot Toddy.

Give me Stratos, or give me death!

$1.31 CAD/litre here west of Toronto. A quick search online for a converter says that's $5.01 USD/gallon.

My brother has a 160lb (7 ft on his hind legs) Great Dane who is trained to bark at anyone who comes up to the house, friendly or not. However, once you're inside, he's a big marshmallow. If I were breaking into a house (or scoping it out) I would avoid the shit out of my brother's, because Gus is one very large, and…

You're already miles ahead of anyone that's been given a 500hp status box, with Italian leather. Take care of that Datsun, it inherently has more character than any beigemobile, or supercar.

Affluent little pukes, spending Daddy's monies on soulless carbon-fibre technoboxes.

Signed up. Now have to work up the nerve to follow people with similar interests. I'm not a big social media fan, but when music is involved, I lose all inhibition.

Baman Piderman!

From the 2011 Infiniti M commercial: [www.youtube.com]