My list is for those of you whom already make things. Here are my tips for (less-than-healthy) flavour enhancement:

As much as I would appreciate a more WP7 style flow, and visual refresh - I am doubtful and hopeful that Microsoft won't bork things up for those of use that use Windows professionally; not casually, and socially like so many of these proposed changes suggest.

Might not want to leave it anywhere where say, a garbage truck might flip you into stinky oblivion.

So you're saying that when my wife recalls an incident where I put the dishes in the wrong sink, she only remembers the part where she went batshit crazy, and not the part where I moved them to the right one? Oh birth control, you catch 22, you.

Staring blankly at leftovers, realizing "shit, I should order pizza" - surely uses considerably less energy than it takes to make these, no?

Overly sensitive, with an inability to detect slight sarcasm? Gees I can't believe how many people got their panties in a bunch over that comment.

Correction: first priority.

I messed my karma up long before I made that comment, but thanks for pointing it out.

I know people can have major depression - and properly diagnosed people aren't pussies.. but giving winter blues a technical name just gives lazy people a thing to call their laziness.. like ADD or ADHD. Lazy, ignorant people can say they weren't paying attention because they have "ADD", just like lazy, bored people…

Did people get "Seasonal Affective Disorder" before the 1980's? Hell no. Why? Back then people weren't pussies. Put on your big boy boots, grab a shovel, clean your drive, throw a snowball, practice defensive winter driving in a vacant parking lot, and stop being a pussy.

You should also mention it's incompatible with the rest of the world.

That I didn't need to go to College.

I'll just leave this here.

Left over beer? What is that?!

In my opinion, the Bentley SUV-to-be looks a little yawn inducing. Sure, the front end resembles their former cars, but the rest looks like they took a page from 'how to design an American SUV' then made it more boring. Seriously Bentley, you want your X5 fighter to sell like hotcakes - not just to spoiled bitches,…

Correction - overused by wannabe graphic designers. Any real designer would have made his own version, even if he was told to use Bleeding Cowboys

Melt me down, and mould me into a Lego-man version of myself - that's all I ask.

What about Asian Carp?

Next time on io9, how to play Russian Roulette with a fully loaded six shooter.

I sat across from a Q7 at the lights this morning thinking the Germans couldn't have made an uglier vehicle. It's like they had the CEO's handicapped niece bedazzle the front end, after the designers got drunk a decided their flagship SUV needed to be shaped like a smushed hotdog.