I thought Toasted Skin Syndrome was all the badly tanned orange douchebags with spiky hair. I did. Really. I did.

What ever happened to music being an expression, or an art? Music shouldn't be a job. Music should be a passion.

Green war? That's like building an electric powered Hummer H2. There's all kinds of needless in there.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: You're saying the Droid, Droid X and all their little dumbphones aren't making Motorola money? I wanna see figures damnit! haha

@Drummertist v.2: You're my favourite.

Dreamers keeping dreaming.

@Socialvegetable: I think they are supposed to decrease drag, but I'd rather spend the extra 40 cents a month on gas to not look like I'm riding around on alien dinner plates.

@RamblinReck89: Cool down the flaming douchebag inside because people in their Holdens are blowing past him.

@yoda2: Bahaha!

Just... ew.

Will he crash it to get a 2012?

I just squeeze until I find the softest loaf and walk away. I have no time or patience to read if there's fiber here or lead bread there. In the end it all ends up with butter, cheese, deli ham, lettuce and mayo. Yum.

At first I was like, that's a huge cave-asshole, then I was like, nice ribs, then I was like, khaki shorts?! then I was like, you're holding it wrong.

Android - Nexus One:

@Roberto G.: No problem, good ol' Canada here.

Thanks Hulu..

@7Seven: Turbo whale penis.

I look forward to an all-you-can-eat style membership to GoogleTV to completely bypass the cable providers. Now I just need unlimited internet,, Oh I have that already.

Fuckin hipsters with their v necks and dirty hair and their PBR and their ugly glasses and their velour shoes and their dogs in vests and their moustaches and their moustache tattoos and their upbeat garage rock and their pipe tobacco and their beards and their ironic t shirts and their brown caprice and their boring…

Nothing clears your head or leads you to unique situations like a good late night drive. However, when I read the part about arriving alone at a favourite secluded spot, my mind immediately led to fap fap fap.