@A Ferret: Alternatively, your joke could have gone the way of "in order to get better reception on his iPhone, Steve Jobs is tearing down his house."

I heard in his new house he is installing multitouch steps so he can Michael Jackson his way down the stairs and type emails. Alternatively, he isn't doing that.

@BrtStlnd: A friend of mine made $25 an hour putting a chalk marking on small defects on panels. He said he literally sat in a lawn chair and watched pieces of cars go by. FOR TWENTY FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS AN HOUR.

Clearly, it's just the animation team at PD that's having their rendering wet dream. There is no game. You must race yourself.

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@FlameCell:

@snap_understeer_ftw: Also, you still have to walk behind it and pick up the horse shit. Just don't feed it Beef-a-rino.

@s8ist: Think of Chrome OS as a browser. Your apps are either cloud based Google apps, or installed like extensions in Chrome or 'add-ons' in Firefox.

I'm hoping for a less elongated aspect ratio comparable to that of say a laptop - 1280 x 800.. at 7 or 8 inches. Glorious.

I do notice that when I eat a meal in front of the tv I'm not aware of how much I eat and usually go back for seconds or thirds.. whereas when I eat at the kitchen table with no tv, I have one plate and am full.

@microinjectionist: You could say he's... misunderestimating..

Does it still count as texting when you're too lazy to text and just voice input an sms? In fact the only place I really manually input text is when I'm on the shitter. Otherwise, Android input interprets it as "Oooooooookay, I will.. arrrgh.. meeeeeeet you aaat.. the baaaar.. arrrrgh.. laterrr."

I think the iPad will stick at 9.7 inches and the onslaught of Android tablets will mostly be 7 inches.. Having held an iPad recently, I feel that this size is really too big to be productive on the go. Of course, if you really want to be productive on the go, get a laptop.

Give quick cookin' a go with a tin-foil oven bake. If your dorm/apartment/dwelling has an oven, take a large slice of tin foil and fill it with sliced potatoes, a chicken breast, veggies, spices and a sauce (cheese or.. well I usually use cheese).

@davepermen: Introducing the new Apple video connection cable. It's the weirdest fuckin shape you've ever seen. Only $79.99 and your first born son.

Sounds good, just remember, don't tuck t-shirts in until you're 40, leave fitted button downs un-tucked in casual situations and always always match your belt to your shoes.

@Nitesh Singh: I just finished a somewhat complicated MEL Script to automate a bunch of stuff we do in Maya. Happy with myself I loaded Giz and saw this article. Yeah I feel good now.

@jackslackofselfrespect: So not the better notification system, cloud sync, widgets, better multitasking, gps & nav, faster browser, chrome to phone (Android to Chrome), search and voice texting had you convinced before? But being able to say 'navigate to hooters' wins you over?

@vsound: haha yeah, it's not like a remote desktop. Just an extension for Chrome or Firefox. You have to download the app and set up your Google Account on your phone, but beyond that it's a ghost app on your Android.. only ever receiving info from your browser.