Doesn't the App Store have countless brown noise apps already?

@yantelope: Very likely.

@yantelope: Comic Sans has become the benchmark in which all evil typefaces are judged. There's nothing beautiful about the typef.. fuck it, it's not a typeface, it's a font.

@yantelope: From the article "The app was pulled from iTunes as soon as news of its true nature appeared online. Those who downloaded it, however, can keep enjoying its benefits."

@gebinsk: I conceptualized, designed and modelled 3D versions of my ideas about the time the rumors hit heavy about the iPad (iSlate at that time). I'd post photos, but I'm at work.

@DennyCraneDennyCraneDennyCrane: Give me an 8 inch 1280x800 px tablet that I can work on, not just consume on. If it's Android, it's going to have to be more than just an upscaled phone OS.

Nobody is going to even touch the iPad's popularity, because you can't beat fire with fire. Evey manufacturer making a black bezelled, silver rimmed, piece of glass called a pad, is no better than the onslaught of iClones back after the iPhone was released.

@markntravis: motor saw, chain cycle.. chain saw, motor cycle.

@markntravis: chain cycle.

@dev4632: And that's only at 1,400 ft.. but 30,000?! Utterly terrifying.

@Pookiewood: What's wrong with Android?

@rewards: haha, either way, I'm partying tonight.

@drielok: explain?

Honestly, it's shit like this that makes me step back, observe and think, why the fuck do we care so much about antennas, os'es, updates and fanboy flame wars when the sky may or may not be actually falling.

@rewards: without punctuation, i read your comment with a Yoda voice.

@MifuneT: Ba-dum-pish!

@Beatlab: You deserve a heart and a star and a free pizza.

@ottermann eats things: 5. Watch your phone melt.

@iMattv4: Actually, this whole time, BP was holding the containment cap wrong.

@AnonymousAA: Well, I think of it as my main communication hub. I do a lot of whatnot with my mobile device.. Calling being less than 25% of my main functions. Hey, I should get an iPhone 4 then, heyooo!