When I first read the title, I thought it was the fictional corporation 'Massive Dynamics' from Better Off Ted. I laughed and was confused. Then I read again, so I failed.

@bigblockautoX™: Bahahaha, awesome.

@citroën67 now with 67% more citroën!: you're**

@Duke engineerd von Prandtl: mhm, you just proved why companies hire ad agencies haha.

Holy Mazda 3 batman.

@Kelster: True, but chances are, if you've gold plated the thing, you're not going to be cruising the desert sands at 270mph.

You gold plate the thing, but you leave those boring ass rims on there? Balls.

@.357:Half Man-Half Amazing: It looks amazing if you've peeled your eyes out with spoons.

@robot-shmobot: lovechild**

@wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Awesome - The only use for this smushed-mega-blind-spot-crossover-lovechild is being extended into a hurse.

Is that first one driving itself?!

@aSoundofF*cking: I'm jealous.

@lilwillie: I agreed with you, right up until you mentioned first to hoon on mars. I've already done it.

1967 Lincoln Continental, matte black with suicide doors. Shazam.

@c0de: There ain't nothing wrong with a nice pair of C's

THIS should have been what Darth Vader would drive.

It was a lazy friday afternoon in the summer. I had the day off. I stop at a light. Up beside me pulls this brand new Ford Mustang. I notice the 5.0 on it. Buddy looks over, I glance, he nods.. uh oh. I'd never been in a street race before. I look ahead, no cars at all. A straight stretch. I figure.. Hmm.. The 2.0L in…