Gotcha. Thanks!

Can you explain the 4 jersey thing? I don’t want to go down a wikipedia hole this early in the morning.

She seems amazing! Any word yet on if she’s single?

The bill is in the mail :)

Original VHS box-set for the win!

I don’t disagree: the original triology was basically 2 guys, a girl, a dog, and an old gay couple (if only I had the resources to make a spoof of Ian Mckellen’s “Vicious” featuring 3po and R2), so the number of females could have been better, but it could have been worse. You also had some cool side characters like…

We have the term “Uncle Tom”, but no term exists to describe it from a woman’s perspective. I humbly propose we call an individual engaging in this type of behavior an “Aunty Fiorina”.

I mean, it feels like a pretty simple and binary editorial choice, no? Either you report on leaks and companies won’t invite you to the front row of their presentations, or you don’t report on leaks and get to speak directly with developers because you’ve gained their trust.

That guy had a lot of faith in his smartphone battery.

Of all the terrible people on twitter, even of all the famous terrible people on twitter, this is too benign for even mild jezebel outrage.

“the Ewoks get such a bad rap now is because of the made-for-TV Battle for Endor movie, which was lousy”

He’s probably been pouring spiders all over his groin to try and get bitten. A savvy ride into alibi-city!

“A man who was known by no one, is now known by everyone. His face splashed across every screen, his name across the lips of every person on the planet, all in the course of one day. Seems the more people you kill, the more you’re in the limelight.”

“I will not name the shooter.” — Douglas County Sheriff John Hanlin.

No reason not to have fun with this one! :)

You sound like a delightful addition!

I’ll take this one...

Does that calculation change, for the car or for us, if instead of a cat in the road it’s a baby wearing a cat costume in the middle of the road?

Haha. They already removed the campaign. Guess people had things to worry about that didnt involve their “dream honeymoon”.

It looks like his face is rejecting his application for it to smile.