I don’t care about whatever petty criticisms people are able to muster, this is fucking great news.

If he agreed to receive one kick to the nuts for every person that pledged at least $50, he’d have enough to make Postal 2-6.

This is already feeling tired.

Your overly broad statement in no way ignores the fact that these films aren’t necessarily about womanhood or blackness, they’re about heroes.

What the living fuck!?

Chris Wallace (known white person) called kelly clarkson fat as well and still has a gig.

That sure is an arbitrary age to set “finding your voice” at. Is that universal for all humans everywhere? Just curious.

To me, it felt like mostly people that are never going to enjoy the daily show with anyone at the helm took the most “offense” to the tweets. It felt like they were pointing a finger and saying “SEE! LIBERALS ARE SEXIST / RACIST TOO!”. They felt like they had a “gotcha” moment and they didn’t want to let it go.

Dear alarmists of every shade and creed,

"Bloomsburg University says it "stands firm" on the decision while appreciating her "level of maturity."

"See! I told you it was just a marketing ploy!"

"the first amendment, which does not guarantee you the right to play college baseball"

I love crouching tiger and Iron Money, but I think you're right. Crouching tiger's problem for many is that it really isn't an action film. It's a love story where people occasionally deal with their personal baggage by having superpowered kungfu fights.

Lifehouse didn't finish their tweet! It should have read:

These passengers have no idea...who we are.

Be like Adrian Peterson and switch it up.

It's not really about a "defense", it's about making sure the reaction is measured and proportional. That's all people seem to be doing.

The guy wants nothing more than to stay out of the spotlight, and only ventures into it because he's obligated, and you think he "just wants the attention"? I just don't get that.

Someone screamed "you're three seconds short!" when he left. Like that makes any difference whatsoever. So damned petty.

Heaven just needed a lot more physically ripped habitually concussed angels, Timmy.

"Filed to Merkins"