Hmm...finishing fast never seems like a successful strategy for me.

Everything in this comment was superfluous except the last 6 words.

Man, one or two racist owner scandals and now the commish wants us to focus on the Mercury? That was quick, Silver.

During pretrial, Nisbet's aviators tan gave him away has a sure flight risk.

No, I'm mocking child rape ^^^ENABLERS^^^ (see above).

Twenty or so odd years counts as "promptly" nowadays. Other things that are "prompt":

It's unfortunate because Michael Sam is attempting to become the first openly gay player in the NFL, something of enormous symbolic importance, and while no one wants him to be judged by anything but his merits as a football player, many sports fans were and are rooting for him to succeed.

Wow. Lawyer here. At a very surface level, this seems like an incredibly bad idea, and arguably on the edge of legality in several states. I don't see how one could not categorize this website as attempting to provide automated legal advice without a license.

I don't happen to have a pen with me and this seems like your list, anyway, so it might be more appropriate for you to add it yourself.

wth is a Balotelli? is that a noodle?

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

A sheltered 25 going on 26. And it takes some kids until their early 30's before they truly grow up, sheltered or not. Plus, there had to be people encouraging him in his silliness with likely few, if any, telling him it might be a bad idea.

I'm pretty sure if we gave this dude some coke, he'd just transform into a cloud of confetti that never fell to the ground.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

Adam Silver is a good fucking commissioner. When was the last time we could say the Big 4 in sports had at least one good commissioner?

Here's the amazing thing. Or maybe not so amazing now that I think about it. This only happens at country concerts. Any other concerts or sporting events at Heinz Field, people clean up after themselves. It's only when these redneck fuckstains come out of the woodwork we get national attention. It really casts the…

Considering how relaxed he looks in those pictures, I sort of wonder how he even got that stress fracture in the first place.

Also notably missing—Larry Johnson and Alonzo Mourning

David that story is very close to mine, I had the chance to work for Tony at his school in the 1990s, I also had all my walls covered in Gwynn memorabilia and wore 19 as many of us did. I posted this originally over at the UTSD Forums in the tribute there, but thought many of you would love this story as well. Its…

Guy doing the finger guns can fuck right off.